Wise Sayings

The book gathers seven vulgar sayings in the voice of peasant wit.

Their targets range from priests and nuns to kings and beggars,

all reduced to the same earthy level — bodily functions, barnyards and taverns.

The humour is deliberately crude, treating high and low estate as equally absurd.

Drop odds are estimated from game data on a fresh roll; pity bonuses and duplicate protection adjust them during play, so treat these figures as approximate.

• Mevasser Witchcraft Vendor — 9.3%
• Henrik Merchant — 9.3%

• Generic Junk — 0.6%