George Crushington
George Crushington is a cheat unit in Age of Empires III, summoned with “where’s that axe?” or placed through the Scenario Editor. It appears as a large carved bust resembling George Washington and combines hand, Trample and siege attacks. Its enormous health and damage values identify it as a novelty scenario object, not a regular cavalry unit or a useful guide to the balance of ordinary armies.
Recorded values
- Training
- 10,000 XP per train
- Durability & mobility
- 999,999 hit points · 90% hand resistance · 7.5 speed · 12 line of sight
- Hand attack
- 800 damage · 1.0 attack interval
- Siege attack
- 500 damage · 12 range · 2.0 attack interval
- Trample attack
- 533 damage · 2.0 attack interval
Cheat access & attack values
The profile lists 999,999 hit points, 90% hand resistance, speed 7.5 and line of sight 12. Its hand attack deals 800 damage every second. Trample deals 533 damage in an area of effect 1 every two seconds, while the siege attack deals 500 damage at range 12 every two seconds. The listed Food, Wood and 1,776 Coin fields are part of the data record; access is through the cheat code or editor, not a normal Stable queue.
Training & availability
Cheat-enabled game: enter "where's that axe?"; alternatively place the unit in the Scenario Editor. It is a cheat unit, not a regular cavalry production choice.
Scenario role
Use George Crushington in a cheat-enabled game or custom scenario when a highly durable, multi-role unit is intentional. It can strike nearby troops with its hand or Trample attack and damage structures with its siege mode. Those extreme values make ordinary target priorities and counter ratios unhelpful. For standard civilization or campaign information about George Washington, use that separate entry; this page concerns the bust-shaped cheat unit.
Practical direction
For a scripted encounter, decide whether George Crushington is an invulnerable obstacle, a structure threat or a moving combat spectacle. Its 999,999 hit points make attrition an impractical response, while the attack modes cover units and buildings. The Scenario Editor offers more deliberate placement than a live cheat summon when arranging objectives, start positions and target access.
Three attacks cover different target situations
The 800-damage hand attack is delivered every second at close range. Trample adds 533 damage over a small area, with a two-second interval, so clustered nearby targets can be affected. Its siege attack reaches range 12 and deals 500 damage every two seconds. Keeping these modes distinct helps explain why this unit can threaten infantry, groups and buildings, even though the values are intentionally outside normal balance.
The listed cost is not a standard build price
The source data includes Food, Wood and Coin fields, including an unusual 1,776 Coin value. George Crushington is nevertheless categorized as a cheat unit and accessed by the code or Scenario Editor. Do not interpret those fields as a normal training cost or construct a civilization build order around them. The unit’s carved-bust presentation and Washington reference are identifying details for this special object.